10 of Denis Norden's best lines on everyday life

British TV presenter and scriptwriter Denis Norden - best known as the host of long-running out-takes show It'll Be Alright On The Night - has died at the age of 96.
Here are some of the comedy writer's most memorable lines on everyday life:
:: It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.:: There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.:: I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.:: What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?